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Hey you! Stop reading. How did you get past security? No really, stop. Fine. I don't care.
You have entered the land of the majikal baskit faeries. Beware the monkeys .
And n'ow, experience
the hooten/anny which is the
Ooo.
.Or die
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I hear tell this web page is cooler than all get out. But what's the deal with
the 'Ubi? And the ''Ooo's"' completely (over) my cro-magnon intellect.
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You have probably thought these things.
You're probably thinking them right now,
in simpler terms "or" perhaps ebonics.
Dis right hur da bomb,
nowmsayin?
It's the beef in
the cow.
It's the blip of the tip.
heyheyhey
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This is Joe "The" Wakefield's Corner,
now with 40% less mind-numbing idiocy!
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- bawitdabawdebangadangdiggydiggylahblahboogie.
- YESSS!!
- Joe is
gone
Are you looking at my bum?
bumlooker.
cheekymonkey.
CLICK HERE
FOR MEANING of LIFE.
Who gave this freak a web site anyway. He refuses to use correct punctuation:
Hey, I'm not making you read this,
you're the freak: buddy! I'll do as I
damn well please and I"ll thank you to
shut the hell up before I jump through .(period)
this heer screen and give you what for!
Anybody "remember that movie with the guy from Star" Wars and he was all gussied
up with that stuff upon the thing with the
wheels! I love that movie?
woooooo!
Come look at my guestbook. It's much more "interesting" than it
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You will now sign
this or I shall loose my puerto rican
monkey squad of death and dismemberment
upon your grandmother. I might feed her
to the(ravenous)bug blatter beast of Traal,
too.
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Crossroads of Insanity
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Cyber Monkey's Net
Home
Insane Ramblings by a
suprisingly sane guy. I have a thing for monkeys.
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Web Site
Doesn't the title say it all? No, not at all. Do
I answer all rhetorical questions? Yes.
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Site of the
Week
Something you probably won't care for
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I'm sure you're thouroughly disappointed at the crapulence of this web site. Give your complaints here:
gof*[email protected]
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